Town to Students: Bring Back Dank!

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Tired of mid-grade marijuana, a group of restless Delaware citizens organized the “Bring Back Dank” campaign urging Ohio Wesleyan students to bring high quality pot back from Christmas break.

“We’re thankful for the abundance of marijuana in Delaware, don’t get us wrong,” said campaign organized Mitch Macagrind. “We’d just like to see some better shit on the market.”

Macagrind and his group of 20-30 supporters handed out fliers, sent out mass emails, and put word out through campus drug channels. Their hope is that students will make contact with local connections when they are back home and then bring back new weed to Delaware.

Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.

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