Agents with the United States Secret Service are inviting local prostitutes and drug dealers to join them downtown this evening, Friday, April 22, 2022, for a cocktail party and after-hours fact-finding mission.
Several dozen agents are in town ahead of former president Donald Trump’s visit to the Delaware County Fairgrounds this Saturday and are looking to learn more about the local population.
“If you have ever wanted to perform oral sex and do cocaine with a gun to your head, now is your chance,” said Assistant Special Agent in Charge George Blowmey.
The event is being hosted in conjunction with Main Street Delaware. Interested parties should meet at 9 pm in the dark parking lot behind the Main Street Delaware offices at 20 E. William Street, Delaware, Ohio.