Drugs & Rec

City Council Completes Annual Drinking Binge, Plans For Regular Inebriation

Delaware City Council threw a drunken rager before Monday’s meeting, celebrating another year of successfully fooling the public into believing in the importance of...

Big Bad John Wins 2011 Little Brown Jug Despite Massive Erection

Hometown favorite Big Bad John won the Little Brown Jug Thursday evening despite maintaining a massive erection for the duration of the second heat. Driven...

Masturbation Hero Wins Top Prize

Seniors at the Delaware Area Career Center won first place at the Ohio Academy Technical Competition this weekend. They were rewarded for their impressive...

Drug Dealer Goes Green

The laundry list of those going green received an unlikely addition today: Drug dealer Tony Torch. Torch, a long-time Drug Lord and founder of...

Man Drinks 151, Gets Drunk

A man drank 151 at a downtown bar this evening, leaving him crippled drunk by the end of the night. "That is one crazy...

Town to Students: Bring Back Dank!

Tired of mid-grade marijuana, a group of restless Delaware citizens organized the "Bring Back Dank" campaign urging Ohio Wesleyan students to bring high quality...

Beer Pong Mayhem

It is projected that over 3,500 beer pong games took place over the Holiday weekend. Of the 3,500, only 2 ended in violence --...

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New Housing Development Approved for Mingo Park

The Delaware Planning Commission has approved Manifest Destiny Fields,...

Volunteers Needed to Rake Leaves at Blue Limestone Park

To combat the unsightly side of autumn, the City...

Ignore That Drunk Man With Machete

A hammered drunk man wielding a machete is wandering...

What is a Dead Rat’s Midget’s Anus?

Ah, a question as old as time. Let us...

Health Dept: Please Don’t Copulate on Mattress Behind Kroger

The Delaware Public Health District has asked residents not...