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OWU Students Consider Rolling Balls For Second Weekend In A Row

Ohio Wesleyan students are considering popping molly and rolling balls at Clancey's for a second weekend in a row, according to current students and...
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UPDATED: List Of Restaurants & Attractions Planned for Planet Oasis Entertainment District in Delaware County

Below is the complete list of restaurants and attractions expected to be available at the new Planet Oasis entertainment district being developed in Berkshire...
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“Planet Oasis” Resort Developer Warns Delaware To Expect Increase In Homelessness, Despair

The developer behind a multi-billion dollar resort and entertainment district planned for Berkshire Township in Delaware County has warned local officials to expect an...
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13 Ohio License Plates That Should Be Banned

Check out these Ohio license plates. What do you think? Should they be allowed on our roads?  1. Overdose 2. Tie Her Up 3. Touch Boys 4. Smoke...
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Underfunded Horse Parade Will Use Dead Horses

Organizers announced yesterday that Delaware’s annual All Horse Parade will use dead horses due to a lack of financial support. After the event’s primary...
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6 Safe Places to Overdose on Heroin in Delaware, Ohio

Let's face it, there's nothing you can do about your heroin addiction. You can, however, limit the risk of death when you accidentally (and inevitably)...
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Delaware Ohio News Little League Team in First Place

Midway through the regular season, the Delaware Ohio News (DON) Little League team is 10-0 and in first place in the Delaware Parks and...
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City Council Completes Annual Drinking Binge, Plans For Regular Inebriation

Delaware City Council threw a drunken rager before Monday’s meeting, celebrating another year of successfully fooling the public into believing in the importance of...
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Big Bad John Wins 2011 Little Brown Jug Despite Massive Erection

Hometown favorite Big Bad John won the Little Brown Jug Thursday evening despite maintaining a massive erection for the duration of the second heat. Driven...
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Masturbation Hero Wins Top Prize

Seniors at the Delaware Area Career Center won first place at the Ohio Academy Technical Competition this weekend. They were rewarded for their impressive...
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