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October First Friday Theme Makes No Fucking Sense

Every lot and secret spot was parked up downtown yesterday for Paws & Prevention themed night of confusion. October’s theme was decided by committee during...
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Farm Animals At Fair Ask For Gentle Pats

Fair animals large and small issued a joint statement from the Delaware County Fair this afternoon, aiming to educate children about proper petting zoo...
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Crazy Fair Ride Hasn’t Killed Anyone Yet

A new, radically unsafe ride has yet to kill anyone during its debut at the Delaware County Fair, according to ride operator Dead Frog...
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OWU Students Consider Rolling Balls For Second Weekend In A Row

Ohio Wesleyan students are considering popping molly and rolling balls at Clancey's for a second weekend in a row, according to current students and...
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UPDATED: List Of Restaurants & Attractions Planned for Planet Oasis Entertainment District in Delaware County

Below is the complete list of restaurants and attractions expected to be available at the new Planet Oasis entertainment district being developed in Berkshire...
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“Planet Oasis” Resort Developer Warns Delaware To Expect Increase In Homelessness, Despair

The developer behind a multi-billion dollar resort and entertainment district planned for Berkshire Township in Delaware County has warned local officials to expect an...
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13 Ohio License Plates That Should Be Banned

Check out these Ohio license plates. What do you think? Should they be allowed on our roads?  1. Overdose 2. Tie Her Up 3. Touch Boys 4. Smoke...
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Underfunded Horse Parade Will Use Dead Horses

Organizers announced yesterday that Delaware’s annual All Horse Parade will use dead horses due to a lack of financial support. After the event’s primary...
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6 Safe Places to Overdose on Heroin in Delaware, Ohio

Let's face it, there's nothing you can do about your heroin addiction. You can, however, limit the risk of death when you accidentally (and inevitably)...
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Delaware Ohio News Little League Team in First Place

Midway through the regular season, the Delaware Ohio News (DON) Little League team is 10-0 and in first place in the Delaware Parks and...
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Cocaine Lemur: Missing Pet Goes On Drug-Fueled Rampage in Marysville

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Revised Short North Curfew Only Applies to Blue-Haired People, Allies

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