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Oak Grove Cemetery Begins Selling Hot Dogs to Increase Revenue

Oak Grove Cemetery in Delaware, Ohio will now have food vendors operating inside the grounds in an effort to increase attendance and revenue for...
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Little Brown Jug Will Feature Drunk Virtual Fans

The 2020 Little Brown Jug may be running without spectators in the fairgrounds this year, but race organizers say they are designing an experience...
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Olentangy High School Prankster Gives Birth Inside Gymnasium

An Olentangy Berlin High School student is in hot water today after breaking into the school’s gymnasium and giving birth at halfcourt as part...
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5 Fun Things to Do on Drugs in Delaware, Ohio

Looking for something fun to do while you're high in Delaware, Ohio? This list is for you. 1. Sit at home and listen to your...
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Crank Off Scheduled For Friday At Delaware County Fair

The First Annual Crank Off is scheduled for Friday, September 20th at the Delaware County Fair. The event will take place at 7:30pm in...
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10 Ways To Ruin Your Life At The Little Brown Jug

It’s September in Delaware, Ohio and you know what that means: Yes, the world-famous dead horse parade is right around the corner. But when...
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Columbus Zoo Expects Another 5-10 Animals To Die This Weekend

The Columbus Zoo & Aquarium says they expect another 5 to 10 animals to die this weekend because they don't know what they are...
Local News

October First Friday Theme Makes No Fucking Sense

Every lot and secret spot was parked up downtown yesterday for Paws & Prevention themed night of confusion. October’s theme was decided by committee during...
Drugs & Rec

Farm Animals At Fair Ask For Gentle Pats

Fair animals large and small issued a joint statement from the Delaware County Fair this afternoon, aiming to educate children about proper petting zoo...
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Crazy Fair Ride Hasn’t Killed Anyone Yet

A new, radically unsafe ride has yet to kill anyone during its debut at the Delaware County Fair, according to ride operator Dead Frog...
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