Man Drinks 151, Gets Drunk

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A man drank 151 at a downtown bar this evening, leaving him crippled drunk by the end of the night.

“That is one crazy motherfucker,” said onlooker Tyler Thomas. “He just kept drinking alcohol until he was walking funny.”

For Matt Maroviak, a 25 year old student from Akron, it was just another night on the town.

“Everytime I drink 151, or any alcohol for that matter, I get drunk,” Maroviak said. “I don’t know what it is, but it always happens.”

Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.

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