A man drank 151 at a downtown bar this evening, leaving him crippled drunk by the end of the night.
“That is one crazy motherfucker,” said onlooker Tyler Thomas. “He just kept drinking alcohol until he was walking funny.”
For Matt Maroviak, a 25 year old student from Akron, it was just another night on the town.
“Everytime I drink 151, or any alcohol for that matter, I get drunk,” Maroviak said. “I don’t know what it is, but it always happens.”