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Video: 10TV Weatherman Mike Davis Uses Sexual Language Toward Young Boys In Old Footage

In previously unreleased footage from 1992, Columbus weatherman Mike Davis is seen using sexually suggestive language toward a group of high school football players....
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Delaware Middle School Student Calls Off Thursday’s School Shooting

Creepy East side eight grader Johnny Wacky has called off a school shooting he had planned for Thursday, August 22nd at Dempsey Middle School...
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Raccoon Serial Killer Continues Senseless Violence

Delaware authorities are desperate for leads in the raccoon serial killer case, an investigation that began in mid-February when police received reports of dead...
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Surprise! St. Patrick’s Day of Debauchery Ends In Horror

The St. Patrick’s Day Pub Crawl in downtown Delaware ended in horror last night after a pedestrian was struck by a car and seriously...
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Township Residents Shocked That Law Enforcement Officers Actually Serve Corrupt Government

Liberty Township residents were shocked to discover this week that beloved local law enforcement officers are-- in fact-- sexual slaves to the corrupt government...
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Delaware Police: “Relax, we’re expecting a few murders this year.”

Delaware Police are urging calm after a fatal shooting Thursday evening that left one person dead and another in custody. Officers say they expect to...
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Delaware Murder Victim Could Have Been Wealthy White Person But Thankfully Was Not

A fatal shooting in Delaware Thursday evening could have taken the life of a wealthy white person but did not. The victim has been...
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City Christmas Tree Accused of Sexual Assault

Downtown Delaware's holiday festivities may end early this year after two women accused the city’s Christmas tree of sexual assault. Main Street Delaware officials...
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Delaware Man Taken into Police Custody After Forgetting 9/11

Delaware man Yancey Glurglebottom was taken into police custody early Tuesday morning after local police discovered he had completely forgotten about the events of...
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Delaware Man Arrested for Taking Rocket Launcher into ‘Hope Springs’

Delaware resident Timothy Frankerton was arrested at the Strand Theater by Delaware Police  Tuesday evening after attempting to carry an arsenal of weapons into...
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