The fast ascending Columbus street gang Short North Bussy (SNB) will hold new member tryouts this Saturday at Goodale Park. Would-be members must provide a negative COVID test or proof of vaccination to participate. Firearms and lubricants will be provided. Sign-ups begin at 11 a.m. at the pavilion.
The flyer for the event reads:
“Calling all booty bandits. Be prepared to suck, fuck, rob, and kill. Gangbang to gangbang. Come show us what you’ve got.”
Photo by Asiama Junior from Pexels