What is this “Twitter”?

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Twitter [twit-er]

– noun

A social phenomenon that lacks even the most basic of functions, which when combined with it’s core purpose, makes stalking effortless. Most of it’s users are so comically pretentious and self-obsessed, they believe even the most trivial of daily occurrences are worthy of a “tweet.”
Where you go to convince hundreds of strangers you lead a remotely interesting life, and/or that your otherwise shallow and purposeless life has depth and meaning. reference Facebook status
A primitive social site for friends, colleagues, etc to keep tabs and share vital information.
Examples:

mY boYfrieNd brouGht me lunch 2day. #hardnipples

there iz a fat lady n walmart and she really fat and stuff #losing

Chris Brown is hands-down, the most talentless piece of shit on planet Earth and he dances like a rabid monkey. #shuckinandjivin

Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.

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