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What is this “Twitter”?

Twitter - noun A social phenomenon that lacks even the most basic of functions, which when combined with it's core purpose, makes stalking effortless. Most...

Where is Delaware, Ohio?

Millions of people per year ask the same question: Where is Delaware, Ohio? Today, we're going to share the answer to that question. Today,...

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Cocaine Lemur: Missing Pet Goes On Drug-Fueled Rampage in Marysville

The saga of the missing red ruffed lemur from...

Revised Short North Curfew Only Applies to Blue-Haired People, Allies

In an announcement that can only be seen as...

Man Jerks Off Into Bucket

A Delaware man is resting today after spending the...

DUI Checkpoints Planned for Columbus Police Parking Lots

The Franklin County DUI Task Force will conduct sobriety...

Columbus Police Unveil Black History Month Cruiser, “AFRICA 1”

The Columbus Police Department has unveiled a special edition...