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What is this “Twitter”?

Twitter - noun A social phenomenon that lacks even the most basic of functions, which when combined with it's core purpose, makes stalking effortless. Most...

Where is Delaware, Ohio?

Millions of people per year ask the same question: Where is Delaware, Ohio? Today, we're going to share the answer to that question. Today,...

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Ignore That Drunk Man With Machete

A hammered drunk man wielding a machete is wandering...

What is a Dead Rat’s Midget’s Anus?

Ah, a question as old as time. Let us...

Health Dept: Please Don’t Copulate on Mattress Behind Kroger

The Delaware Public Health District has asked residents not...

‘Can Opener’ Opens Actual Can

The notorious 'can opener' bridge lived up to its...

Cocaine Lemur: Missing Pet Goes On Drug-Fueled Rampage in Marysville

The saga of the missing red ruffed lemur from...