Earlier I shared a conversation I had with my grandfather where he was asking how to find porn on his phone. When he followed up to let me know he found out that I shared our conversation online (thanks, Dad), he used the opportunity to ask whether I would Photoshop a picture of his penis to make him look circumcised. Apparently he wants to share it with some woman he met at Bob Evans. I tried to tell him his penis is fine the way it is. He isn’t so sure. Below is the full conversation.