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Op-Ed: How I Learned To Love My Penis at Age 55

As a 55-year-old man, I've had a love-hate relationship with my penis for most of my life. It's always been there, sticking out at...
Letters to Editor

I’ll Vote When a Robot Can Lift Me Out of Bed, Drive Me to the Polls, and Push the Button for Me

Did I vote? Of course I didn't vote. I am twenty two years old. Voting isn't ready for me yet. I didn't vote because voting...
Letters to Editor

U.S. Justice System Is Broken. Football Coaches Should Replace Courts.

This whole Urban Meyer fiasco got me thinking: Why do we even need a justice system when we already have highly paid college football...
Police Reports

Man Caught Smoking Crack in Downtown Alleyway: December Delaware Police Reports

Police received a report of a person dressed in a Santa suit acting erratically in a downtown alleyway at 2:30 a.m. on Christmas Eve. A...
Police Reports

Delaware, Ohio Police Reports Week of June 12

A man called police reporting he was called a nigger and thrown out of a bar in downtown Delaware, Ohio. Police responded and arrested...
Police Reports

Police Reports: Week of April 19

A Delaware man was arrested for disturbing the peace after he was found tearing handfuls of grass out of the earth at Blue Limestone...
Police Reports

Delaware Police Reports Week of March 8

A Powell man was arrested on suspicion of tattooing unsuspecting homeless people sleeping on the train tracks above W. Central Avenue late Tuesday night....
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Delaware Police Reports Week Of April 11

Overnight on April 12, thieves hit a candy store in the 100 block South Sandusky Street. They made off with two or three jolly...
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Delaware Police Reports Week Of May 2

Police responded to Hayes Colony Apartments Wednesday evening after reports of a man trying to cut his own head off in the middle of...
Police Reports

Delaware Police Reports Week of March 28

A woman called police 35 times in a row Friday for no apparent reason. Officers responded and shot her in the leg. State Highway Patrol...
Police Reports

Delaware Police Reports Week Of May 9

Police weren't called at all this week. They sat at the station and played video games.
Police Reports

Delaware Police Reports Week Of June 6

Doug Peenst was arrested on Friday for repeatedly calling the police station and talking about how pissed off he was. Police responded to Blue Limestone...
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