Sofa Malone

Delaware Ohio News Editor-in-Chief. Connect with Sofa via the Delaware Ohio News Facebook Page: http://www.facebook.com/delawareohionews.

Editorial: Boob-Face

Boob-Face is a condition that appears in 1/7,500 females. In some cases, symptoms of Boob-Face are apparent at birth, while others develop Boob-Face later...

Man Lets Dog Drive Drunk

Delaware resident Jacob Turhole was arrested for animal endangerment after his dog was pulled over in his truck. The dog was driving, while Turhole...

Man Kicked Out of McDonald’s for Wearing Vest Plans to Sue Restaurant

Delaware resident Ryan Dennis, 21, plans to sue McDonald's after he was refused service because he was not wearing a shirt. He was only...

The Poopsmith

The Poopsmiths are rare to find in today's world of modern technology and steel tools. They stand as the last bastion of the ways...

The Police

Dealing with the Public Safety Department of Ohio... Being pulled over Twice in One Awful Night... Raped by the State Highway Patrol... Eventual Inebriation...

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New Housing Development Approved for Mingo Park

The Delaware Planning Commission has approved Manifest Destiny Fields,...

Volunteers Needed to Rake Leaves at Blue Limestone Park

To combat the unsightly side of autumn, the City...

Ignore That Drunk Man With Machete

A hammered drunk man wielding a machete is wandering...

What is a Dead Rat’s Midget’s Anus?

Ah, a question as old as time. Let us...

Health Dept: Please Don’t Copulate on Mattress Behind Kroger

The Delaware Public Health District has asked residents not...