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Ricardo Paye

Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.
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Local Shack Comes Out as Gay

In a landmark move, a local shack has come out as gay.  The building, which has been a fixture in the Delaware community for years,...
Drugs & Rec

Secret Service Invites Local Girl Bosses to Meet and Greet

Agents with the United States Secret Service are inviting local prostitutes and drug dealers to join them downtown this evening, Friday, April 22, 2022,...
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Kanye West Pens Heartfelt Note to People of Ukraine

Ye, the rapper formerly known as Kanye West, penned a heartfelt note to the people of Ukraine this week. In an exclusive leak obtained...
Crime

Columbus I-71 Shooting Suspect Was Upset His Pet Duck Flew Away

A Delaware, Ohio News Exclusive: The suspect in the shootout with Columbus Police on I-71 is speaking from jail today to share his side...
Drugs & Rec

Jungle Urban Meyer: Columbus Zoo Signs Former Coach to $10 Million Deal

The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium has signed former Ohio State football coach Urban Meyer to a multi-year brand ambassador and content deal worth at...
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How to Drive Away from Home and Abandon Your Family For Good

If you're considering abandoning your family, there are a few things you need to do in order to make sure the process goes as...
Blog

2022 Delaware Ohio Student Film Fest: Watch and Vote Here! (Round 1, Group A)

The First Annual Delaware Ohio Student Film Festival is officially underway! Here are the first four entries from across Delaware County. Each video is...
Crime

Columbus Gang Short North Bussy Holding Tryouts This Saturday

The fast ascending Columbus street gang Short North Bussy (SNB) will hold new member tryouts this Saturday at Goodale Park. Would-be members must provide...
National News

Archaeologists Discover Little Boy Semen In Michael Jackson’s Tomb

Archaeologists excavating Michael Jackson’s tomb in Forest lawn, California, have uncovered traces of semen that match the DNA makeup of adolescent Homo sapien males. A...
Blog

Desperate Man Tells Woman to Bring Her Poop Ass to His House

Below is a Facebook messenger conversation between a woman and a suitor who doesn't seem to mind that she failed to clean herself up...
National News

Biden Orders VA To Withhold Health Benefits From Unvaccinated Veterans

President Joe Biden has ordered the Department of Veterans Affairs to withhold healthcare benefits from unvaccinated veterans as part of an aggressive new initiative...
Local News

Delaware Councilman Cory Hoffman Invites Children to Pet His Hamsters

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