Ricardo Paye

Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.

Assholes Home for Christmas

Dozens of assholes returned to Delaware this year for the holiday season. Some came from college, others from their out-of-state homes, but all returned to...

Town to Students: Bring Back Dank!

Tired of mid-grade marijuana, a group of restless Delaware citizens organized the "Bring Back Dank" campaign urging Ohio Wesleyan students to bring high quality...

Octavianism Continues to Grow

The First Church of Octavianism, located at 4400 South Sandusky Street, has announced that it will build a new, larger facility in 2008. The young,...

School Record Broken

Seniors Sheela Teets and Becky Cootsburg have set yet another pointless record at Ohio Wesleyan University. They managed to sit next to each other every...

Results Are In: Cops Still Pricks

A recent polling of 275 local citizens has confirmed yet again that Delaware Police officers are pricks. The poll found that an overwhelming 99% of...

Happy Man Taken In For Questioning

Delaware Police officers arrested a man late last night on suspicion of reckless happiness. Craig Robertson, a 42 year old machinist from Akron, was seen...

Bunched Panties Cause Domestic Dispute

Delaware Police responded to a call of domestic violence at 145 Franklin Street yesterday, the home of Julie and Scott Ramsey. Mr. Ramsey, according to...

Urination-Defecation: Sexual Revolution

We have all heard of prostitutes: men and women who run the streets, selling sex and sin. But sex isn't all these street warriors...

Deer Splits Skull, Saves Life

A deer struck a car early this morning, splitting an old woman's skull and leaving her dead at the scene. Astonishingly, the old woman was...

Beer Pong Mayhem

It is projected that over 3,500 beer pong games took place over the Holiday weekend. Of the 3,500, only 2 ended in violence --...

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