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Ricardo Paye

Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.
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School Record Broken

Seniors Sheela Teets and Becky Cootsburg have set yet another pointless record at Ohio Wesleyan University. They managed to sit next to each other every...
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Results Are In: Cops Still Pricks

A recent polling of 275 local citizens has confirmed yet again that Delaware Police officers are pricks. The poll found that an overwhelming 99% of...
Crime

Happy Man Taken In For Questioning

Delaware Police officers arrested a man late last night on suspicion of reckless happiness. Craig Robertson, a 42 year old machinist from Akron, was seen...
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Bunched Panties Cause Domestic Dispute

Delaware Police responded to a call of domestic violence at 145 Franklin Street yesterday, the home of Julie and Scott Ramsey. Mr. Ramsey, according to...
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Urination-Defecation: Sexual Revolution

We have all heard of prostitutes: men and women who run the streets, selling sex and sin. But sex isn't all these street warriors...
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Deer Splits Skull, Saves Life

A deer struck a car early this morning, splitting an old woman's skull and leaving her dead at the scene. Astonishingly, the old woman was...
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Beer Pong Mayhem

It is projected that over 3,500 beer pong games took place over the Holiday weekend. Of the 3,500, only 2 ended in violence --...
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