Ricardo Paye

Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.

Drug Dealer Goes Green

The laundry list of those going green received an unlikely addition today: Drug dealer Tony Torch. Torch, a long-time Drug Lord and founder of...

Wind Destroys Roadside Memorial

High wind gusts destroyed a roadside memorial last night alongside U.S. Route 23. Located across from Delaware's Oak Haven Golf Club, the memorial was...

Memorable Quotes: Making History

"Look, I'm making fucking history. One drink at a time, my friends. One drink at a time." - Anthony Michaels on his attempt to...

Memorable Quotes: No Heat Lighting

"I wish light bulbs didn't emit heat. They make me hot when I'm thinking underneath them." - Jerry Meeman

Man Drinks 151, Gets Drunk

A man drank 151 at a downtown bar this evening, leaving him crippled drunk by the end of the night. "That is one crazy...

Assholes Home for Christmas

Dozens of assholes returned to Delaware this year for the holiday season. Some came from college, others from their out-of-state homes, but all returned to...

Town to Students: Bring Back Dank!

Tired of mid-grade marijuana, a group of restless Delaware citizens organized the "Bring Back Dank" campaign urging Ohio Wesleyan students to bring high quality...

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The First Church of Octavianism, located at 4400 South Sandusky Street, has announced that it will build a new, larger facility in 2008. The young,...

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Seniors Sheela Teets and Becky Cootsburg have set yet another pointless record at Ohio Wesleyan University. They managed to sit next to each other every...

Results Are In: Cops Still Pricks

A recent polling of 275 local citizens has confirmed yet again that Delaware Police officers are pricks. The poll found that an overwhelming 99% of...

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Delaware Police officers arrested a man late last night on suspicion of reckless happiness. Craig Robertson, a 42 year old machinist from Akron, was seen...

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Delaware Police responded to a call of domestic violence at 145 Franklin Street yesterday, the home of Julie and Scott Ramsey. Mr. Ramsey, according to...

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