Ricardo Paye

Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.

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The average member of the Delaware City Police Department has a GED, not a diploma, and was considered mentally retarded at least once in...

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"Your eyes are so blue, I could titty fuck you on the bar right now." - Barry Masterson, trying to pick up a girl...

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The hammer is a meaningless wood-metal contraption, according to a recent scientific revelation: If the universe has no meaning and life has no purpose,...

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Did You Know: Hamburger Inn

The Hamburger Inn restaurant, located in downtown Delaware, was originally built to serve as a hotel for hamburgalers in the late 1950's. The owners...

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The laundry list of those going green received an unlikely addition today: Drug dealer Tony Torch. Torch, a long-time Drug Lord and founder of...

Wind Destroys Roadside Memorial

High wind gusts destroyed a roadside memorial last night alongside U.S. Route 23. Located across from Delaware's Oak Haven Golf Club, the memorial was...

Memorable Quotes: Making History

"Look, I'm making fucking history. One drink at a time, my friends. One drink at a time." - Anthony Michaels on his attempt to...

Memorable Quotes: No Heat Lighting

"I wish light bulbs didn't emit heat. They make me hot when I'm thinking underneath them." - Jerry Meeman

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