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Ricardo Paye

Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.
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Hammer Meaningless in Light of Scientific Theory

The hammer is a meaningless wood-metal contraption, according to a recent scientific revelation: If the universe has no meaning and life has no purpose,...
Memorable Quotes

Memorable Quotes: There Are Sober Kids In India

"There are sober kids in India right now. Think about that before you waste your beer." - Abby V.
Did You Know

Did You Know: Cremation Mix

Delaware is one of the few cities in the country that uses cremated bodies in its asphalt. The mixture "makes roads a little more...
Crime

Cat Plot Worries Community

A group of orphaned felines banded together this weekend in an attempt to overrun Hoggy's Restaurant and control the city's tuna supply. The plan...
Did You Know

Did You Know: Hamburger Inn

The Hamburger Inn restaurant, located in downtown Delaware, was originally built to serve as a hotel for hamburgalers in the late 1950's. The owners...
Drugs & Rec

Drug Dealer Goes Green

The laundry list of those going green received an unlikely addition today: Drug dealer Tony Torch. Torch, a long-time Drug Lord and founder of...
Local News

Wind Destroys Roadside Memorial

High wind gusts destroyed a roadside memorial last night alongside U.S. Route 23. Located across from Delaware's Oak Haven Golf Club, the memorial was...
Memorable Quotes

Memorable Quotes: Making History

"Look, I'm making fucking history. One drink at a time, my friends. One drink at a time." - Anthony Michaels on his attempt to...
Memorable Quotes

Memorable Quotes: No Heat Lighting

"I wish light bulbs didn't emit heat. They make me hot when I'm thinking underneath them." - Jerry Meeman
Drugs & Rec

Man Drinks 151, Gets Drunk

A man drank 151 at a downtown bar this evening, leaving him crippled drunk by the end of the night. "That is one crazy...
Local News

Assholes Home for Christmas

Dozens of assholes returned to Delaware this year for the holiday season. Some came from college, others from their out-of-state homes, but all returned to...
Drugs & Rec

Town to Students: Bring Back Dank!

Tired of mid-grade marijuana, a group of restless Delaware citizens organized the "Bring Back Dank" campaign urging Ohio Wesleyan students to bring high quality...
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