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Ricardo Paye

Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.
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DPD Officers considered college

At one point in their lives, nearly 90% of Delaware Police Officers at least considered going to college.
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Where were the buttons on my pants made?

Where were the buttons on my pants made?
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Have you ever rock n’ rolled thru someone’s head?

Have you ever rock n' rolled thru someone's head?
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Do you need a man who can carry a lot of shit in his pockets?

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Do ants have monetary systems that we don’t know about?

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What would I taste like in a hot dog bun?

What would I taste like in a hot dog bun?
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Letter to the Editor: Booing the Delaware Police is Important

If your arch rival comes into town for a big game, you boo the shit out of them. It sends a message: "You suck...
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"I am going to have a bird house put in my coffin, with live birds in it. They'll fly around and shit on me...
Local News

Highrise Mausoleum Proposed to Council

A local development company's proposal to build a fifty story mausoleum on the city's east side was formally reviewed for the first time last...
Did You Know

Did You Know: Delaware Police Department Average Education

The average member of the Delaware City Police Department has a GED, not a diploma, and was considered mentally retarded at least once in...
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Memorable Quotes: I Stole Your Orphans

"I stole your orphans!" - Stuck in Sofa's bathroom door with a knife
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Memorable Quotes: Your Eyes Are So Blue

"Your eyes are so blue, I could titty fuck you on the bar right now." - Barry Masterson, trying to pick up a girl...
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