Ricardo Paye

Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.

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It has been reported that protests inspired by the Occupy Wall Street movement probably will not be taking place in Delaware, Ohio. According to local...

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Where were the buttons on my pants made?

Where were the buttons on my pants made?

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Have you ever rock n' rolled thru someone's head?

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Do you need a man who can carry a lot of shit in his pockets?

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Do ants have monetary systems that we don't know about?

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What would I taste like in a hot dog bun?

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A local development company's proposal to build a fifty story mausoleum on the city's east side was formally reviewed for the first time last...

Did You Know: Delaware Police Department Average Education

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