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Perry Nymphman

Perry is a nymphomaniac and reformed pedophile residing in Delaware, Ohio's Lexington Glen neighborhood. He covers the freak beat for Delaware Ohio News, including politics, technology, media, faith & values, and addiction.
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Community Angry With Fake News Website For Not Telling The Truth

A fake news website is facing a backlash in Delaware, Ohio after fulfilling its mission to never publish anything remotely accurate. Members of the...
Faith & Values

Catholic Church Secretly Rewriting Bible Passages To Favor Sexual Abuse

Following an accidental document release by the Catholic Church, Delaware Ohio News has learned that church officials across several continents are actively working on...
Politics

Delaware County GOP Updates Andrew Brenner’s Software Ahead of State Senate Run

Delaware County GOP officials recalled State Rep. Andrew Brenner (R-Powell) to their downtown headquarters this weekend to run diagnostics and upgrade his firmware ahead of...
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Lick it and Stick it with Perry Nymphman

There has been a lot of debate about what is tasteful in sex columns, especially in college newspapers. Many columns push the envelope in...

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City Appoints First Black Police Chief

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The City of Delaware has appointed Captain Adam Moore...

Delaware Shooting: Drunk Man Targeted Teens Who Laughed at Him

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An angry drunk psycho shot at a group of...

The 5 Funniest Heroin Dealers in Delaware, Ohio

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So you’re addicted to heroin and have to buy...

Columbus Police Say They Feared for Black Man’s Life Before Fatal Shooting

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The Columbus Police Department has acknowledged that officers feared...

Prosecutor Walks Out of Court After Bizarre Exchange with Judge

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBrAeB1r0hw Delaware County Assistant Prosecutor Mark Sleeper turned his back...
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Delaware Ohio News is an online news and content source dedicated to Delaware, Ohio. Founded in the year 1808, we strive to be Delaware's premier news source, second only to the illustrious Delaware Gazette. Although we were the first Delaware, Ohio newspaper, they remain the lords of Delaware news media. That's why we're suicidal and on so many drugs.

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