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Oltice Walker Booth

Oltice is a veteran of the United States Army, crack addict, and wise black nigga. He writes an advice column for delawareohionews.com and frequently frightens staff when he rushes into the office demanding money (often for work he hasn't performed).
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Ask Oltice: Where should I bury my husband?

Dear Oltice, My husband recently passed away and we never discussed where he would be buried. Where do you think I should bury him? Sincerely, Uncertain In...
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Ask Oltice: Why can’t I beat level 12?

Dear Oltice, After thrashing my way through the first 11 levels of Skymoon Warrior 4, I am officially pissed. Level 12 has mind-fucked me and...
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Ask Oltice: What does my dream mean?

Dear Oltice, I have this recurring dream where people are lined up around my house waiting to shit in it. One by one, people enter...

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