The following emails are from Ohio Wesleyan University Judicial Board case 32109. On May 1st Dr. Fred Johnson, suspecting one of his Intro to Maps students was violating the Academic Honesty Policy, forwarded the emails to the Judicial Board. After review and testimony, fourth year Freshman Blake Macalister was dismissed from the university for violating [...]

The Poopsmiths are rare to find in today’s world of modern technology and steel tools. They stand as the last bastion of the ways of the past; making all of their apparatuses out of their own natural excrement. It may seem foolish to some, but to the poopsmith, it is a way of life.

Dealing with the Public Safety Department of Ohio… Being pulled over Twice in One Awful Night… Raped by the State Highway Patrol… Eventual Inebriation in the Woods…