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Couples Turn to Simulated Rape in Lieu of Contraception

Hundreds of couples across central Ohio and thousands across the nation have embraced simulated rape in order to prevent pregnancy, according to a recent Delaware Ohio News phone survey. The practice is almost exclusively perfo...
by Sofa Malone
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Teens

In-Brief: Teen Finger-Banging Down 11% In April

Teen finger-banging was down 11% city-wide in April, according to a recent poll. Experts speculate that evolution may have played a part in this sudden and sharp decline. “We think teens are just figuring out that ‘...
by Ricardo Paye
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Sexual Positions

OWU ‘Sexual Position’ Course Reaching Climax

As spring semester comes to a close, Ohio Wesleyan University students enrolled in “PE485: Advanced and Experimental Sexual Positions” are almost ready to present their final projects to student ticket holders. “I couldn...
by Sofa Malone
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Okay Looking Girl Gets Laid

Ohio Wesleyan freshman Gail Shivers, an okay looking girl with a decent body, was hit on by four drunk frat guys at a recent Delta Tau Delta party.
by Sofa Malone
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Lick it and Stick it with Perry Nymphman

There has been a lot of debate about what is tasteful in sex columns, especially in college newspapers. Many columns push the envelope in terms of taste, but have a redeeming value in being educational. I can assure you that th...
by Perry Nymphman
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