In-Brief: Delaware Police Department Begs For Attention With New Gaudy SUV
The Delaware Police Department’s brand new, $50,000 dip-shit mobile debuted on the streets of Delaware today. According to Police Chief Russell Martin, the bold design is meant to give officers more pride in their work, a...
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