If your arch rival comes into town for a big game, you boo the shit out of them. It sends a message: “You suck and I fucking hate you.” This is the way we should treat Delaware police officers. They are twisted specimens, constantly prowling our lanes and avenues in search of innocent citizens to [...]

Breasts: they are beautiful, they are soft, they are chewy, they smell like heaven – but not if they are small. Call me sexist if you want, but women need tits. It is just a fact. With the development of breast implants decades ago, doctors made it possible for all women to climb out of [...]

Boob-Face is a condition that appears in 1/7,500 females. In some cases, symptoms of Boob-Face are apparent at birth, while others develop Boob-Face later in life. Boob-Face causes the nipples to be replaced with fully functioning eyes, a nose between the breasts, and a mouth, much like any human face that usually appears on heads. [...]