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How-To: Log In To Facebook
Posted April 25, 2012 by Ricardo Paye
Go to http://www.facebook.com Enter your email address Enter your password Click “log in”
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How-To: Schedule A Doctor’s Appointment
Posted February 4, 2012 by Ricardo Paye
1,) Call your doctor’s office 2.) Tell the person who answers that you want to schedule an appointment 3.) Listen to the available dates and pick the one that works best for you
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How-To: Use A Porta-Potty
Posted February 4, 2012 by Ricardo Paye
1.) Open the door 2.) Sit down 3.) Poop or pee 4.) Leave
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How-To: Use Two Umbrellas At Once
Posted February 4, 2012 by Ricardo Paye
1.) Pick up the first umbrella. You can use either hand. 2.) Pick the second umbrella up with your other hand. 3.) Lift both above your head.
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