Hometown favorite Big Bad John won the Little Brown Jug Thursday evening despite maintaining a massive erection for the duration of the second heat. Driven by David Miller, Big Bad John battled it out with Roll With Joe down the stretch, winning by a length at 1:50. Roll With Joe’s driver, Ron Pierce, was shocked [...]

Seniors at the Delaware Area Career Center won first place at the Ohio Academy Technical Competition this weekend. They were rewarded for their impressive creation of the game Masturbation Hero, a spoof on the popular video game Guitar Hero.

The laundry list of those going green received an unlikely addition today: Drug dealer Tony Torch. Torch, a long-time Drug Lord and founder of Blanco Deez, an East Side crime syndicate that controls 90% of the county’s drug supply, laid out a plan to make his operation more environmentally conscious, a source says.

A man drank 151 at a downtown bar this evening, leaving him crippled drunk by the end of the night.

Tired of mid-grade marijuana, a group of restless Delaware citizens organized the “Bring Back Dank” campaign urging Ohio Wesleyan students to bring high quality pot back from Christmas break.