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Billy Bob Montalban
Billy Bob is a freelance writer and occasional contributor to delawareohionews.com. We think he may have a collection of bodies in his basement.
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Nat Norton
Nat Norton is a racist homophobe living off the land in the outskirts of Delaware, Ohio.
Latest: Roger Waters, Pink Floyd Co-Founder, Dies Of Dog AIDS At Age 68


Oltice Walker Booth
Oltice is a veteran of the United States Army, crack addict, and wise black nigga. He writes an advice column for delawareohionews.com and frequently frightens staff when he rushes into the office demanding money (often for work he hasn't performed).
Latest: Ask Oltice: Where should I bury my husband?


Perry Nymphman
Perry is a nymphomaniac and reformed pedophile residing in Delaware, Ohio's Lexington Glen neighborhood. He covers the freak beat for DON and assists with various marketing activities.
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Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised on Delaware's gritty North side, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets and one who isn't afraid to ask the tough questions. He is also extremely popular and has sex with many different women.
Latest: Man Regrets Buying $200 Car


Sofa Malone
Delaware Ohio News Editor-in-Chief. Connect with Sofa via the Delaware Ohio News Facebook Page: http://www.facebook.com/delawareohionews.
Latest: NRA and Ohio Governor John Kasich Aim to Arm Students, Teachers


Tido Lynnwood
A founding member of DON, Tido Lynnwood is a contributor and managing director of our business operations. He is part owner of DON's parent company Subvertical Limited and lives in Delaware, Ohio near the cemetery where his children are buried.
Latest: Well Faring Columnist Gets Another Crack At Success


 

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