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NRA and Ohio Governor John Kasich Aim to Arm Students, Teachers
Ohio teachers and students would be required to carry a state issued handgun or assault rifle under a proposed law introduced by Ohio Governor John Kasich during his State of the State speech Tuesday night in Lima. Coming in th...
Man Regrets Buying $200 Car
The decision to buy a $200 car off Craig’s List was a regrettable one, says Drew Appleton, 19, of Delaware. Overjoyed at the prospect of owning his own vehicle and no longer relying on his girlfriend for transportati...
Working on a New Mobile Site
We’re going to be rolling out a new site soon that’s responsive and easier to access from tablets and mobile devices. Stay tuned D-Town.
Willis Intermediate Student Calls Off Monday’s School Shooting
Creepy East side sixth grader Johnny Wacky has called off a school shooting he had planned for Monday January 28th. “My mom locked up all the god damn guns,” Wacky reported on his blog, Life is Dumb and I Might be ...
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