The groundbreaking song by Cripple With Swag.

Lyrics:

My vagina ain’t handicap, vagina ain’t handicap
So what I can’t walk? My vagina ain’t handicap
Vagina ain’t handicap, vagina ain’t handicap
Voice is high when I talk, but my vagina ain’t handicap

I don’t keep it real…you know I gotta keep it wheels
laughing at the hoochies that are walking in their heels
my legs don’t work, to be honest, what’s the deal?
but I’ll still strut the goodies, talking nonsense with my squeals
…so pop a squat and cop a feel, this’ll be hard to top
not only offer great sex, but best spots in parking lots
I’m handy and got swag, so you know this tard is hot
Plus I got a crew of grimmeys, my nurse is known to target shots
…so throw me on a track, and I’ll finish the race…
…as long as there ain’t a dirt road, or a stick in my way
I’m just a thug ass nigga, that’s pretty simple n’ plain
I can’t even move my fucking knees, but still I kick it all day
You can wither away, like a tulip’s undeveloping sac
cuz if it ain’t about handicap vagina, it is irrelevant, fact
I’ve had sex with normies, they were pelting my ass
…and once you go cripple, well, they just ain’t ever been back

My vagina ain’t handicap, vagina ain’t handicap
So what I can’t walk? My vagina ain’t handicap
Vagina ain’t handicap, vagina ain’t handicap
Voice is high when I talk, but my vagina ain’t handicap

I’m fire, saucy steeze, never see me all timid
Me noodle be nuff to wanna stick ur meatballs in it
Gimmicks?…I’m not like other girls, I’m profound in bed
Must be hurricane season, no droughts, all wet
But baby if you’re worried yet you’re still down for sex
You can’t impregnate me through the tube around my neck!
Can’t take down this mex…bitches are under my class…
They’ll never be as high as me…no regards to my wonderful stash
And my wheels are clean, it’s funny you ask
Geico saved you 15%, Laura saved you more on gas
Indepedent woman, macking niggs, I’m the best in their face
Cuz nothings an obstacle to me, except a staircase
I fear fakes, it’s the perks of me, without reluctant certainty
My vagina ain’t handicap, been no reconstructive surgery
My sweet nectar if you thirsty G. Even if you feelin’ skeptical
Forget it yo…cuz mama always said to eat your vegables

My vagina ain’t handicap, vagina ain’t handicap
So what I can’t walk? My vagina ain’t handicap
Vagina ain’t handicap, vagina ain’t handicap
Voice is high when I talk, but my vagina ain’t handicap

6 COMMENTS

  1. As a woman with MS, a wheelie chairoteer for more than a decade, I’ve been saying the same thing for years! This chick just says it better!

  2. So this is wrong in so many ways. Her vagina might as well be handicapped because nobody in their right mind fucks a girl that can’t move.

  3. You go girl! You got some fire ass lyrics and if Fifty Tyson can get a deal I know you can! For damn sho!!! Keep it coming!

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