Dear Oltice, My husband recently passed away and we never discussed where he would be buried. Where do you think I should bury him? Sincerely, Uncertain In Timmons Woods ————————————— Uncertain, After thinking about how Uncle Sam did Osama, I can only tell you where NOT to bury your husband, and that is at sea. [...]

Dear Oltice, After thrashing my way through the first 11 levels of Skymoon Warrior 4, I am officially pissed. Level 12 has mind-fucked me and left me swollen, shivering on my couch in a puddle of piss. At this stage, everything is going wrong. My samurai sword is no longer enough to beat opposing warriors, [...]

Dear Oltice, I have this recurring dream where people are lined up around my house waiting to shit in it. One by one, people enter my house and defecate in various places, including my bedroom, kitchen, and linen closet. Do you think the dream means something significant? Thanks, Stinky in Hayes Colony