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Davis Resigns, Admits Being Too Black For Sheriff Position

Posted  April 19, 2012  by  Sofa Malone

Walter L. Davis III was forced to resign after his “perfect amount of blackness” was called into question after using taxpayer dollars to fund an inappropriate relationship between his large black dick and a white female officer’s snatch. After a Delaware Ohio News survey that showed that a majority of Delaware residents considered Davis to [...]

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Kasich Proposes New Tax on Public Workers

Posted  March 8, 2012  by  Sofa Malone

After the crushing defeat of Senate Bill 5 on Nov. 8, Governor John Kasich is proposing a new bill to the Ohio legislature, which would require all public employees to pay a 15% income tax directly to Kasich’s own gubernatorial staff. “I understand that the people of Ohio have spoken, and they don’t want public [...]

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VA Patients To Share Prosthetics After Kasich Denies Funds

Posted  February 4, 2012  by  Sofa Malone

All amputees being treated in Ohio Veterans Affairs (VA) hospitals will be forced to share prosthetics after Governor John Kasich (R) formally denied a $5,000,000 grant from the federal government late last week. Under normal circumstances, veterans who lose a limb in battle are fitted for their own custom prosthetics. Without the funds necessary to [...]

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Jack Hanna Resigns Zoo Post Amid Animal Sex Scandal

Posted  February 4, 2012  by  Ricardo Paye

Columbus Zoo & Aquarium Director Emeritus Jack Hanna resigned his position and formally severed other contractual ties to the organization on Monday, more than six months after allegations of romantic relationships between humans and animals at the zoo first came to light. In early January, rumors of sexual impropriety at the zoo started reaching the [...]

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Police Reports: Week of April 19

A Delaware man was arrested for disturbing the peace after he was found tearing handfuls of grass out of the earth at Blue Limestone Park Wednesday afternoon. Witnesses said he yelled that he was “taking the grass back...
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Delaware, Ohio Woman Discusses Squirting on YouTube

Delaware, Ohio native Rachel Lipsin, known by her online alias Babe25, discusses squirting (AKA female ejaculation) in this popular YouTube clip. Definitely a must watch for any woman anxious to learn about squirting pee on a p...
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Funny spam we received: “Nein, my little freak is not homosexual, he is hipser [sic]…or something”

Taking the time to read spam email can be pretty entertaining. We received this one in our inbox today. Subject: You dressed into mothers underwear? Message: Hey, have you seen my big nephew in ladies bikini? Nein, my little fr...
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Davis Resigns, Admits Being Too Black For Sheriff Position

Walter L. Davis III was forced to resign after his “perfect amount of blackness” was called into question after using taxpayer dollars to fund an inappropriate relationship between his large black dick and a white female of...
by Sofa Malone
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