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NRA and Ohio Governor John Kasich Aim to Arm Students, Teachers

Posted  February 20, 2013  by  Sofa Malone

Ohio teachers and students would be required to carry a state issued handgun or assault rifle under a proposed law introduced by Ohio Governor John Kasich during his State of the State speech Tuesday night in Lima. Coming in the wake of a wave of gun violence and increasing calls for gun control, Kasich said [...]

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Man Regrets Buying $200 Car

Posted  January 31, 2013  by  Ricardo Paye

The decision to buy a $200 car off Craig’s List was a regrettable one, says Drew Appleton, 19, of Delaware. 

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Willis Intermediate Student Calls Off Monday’s School Shooting

Posted  January 26, 2013  by  Ricardo Paye

Creepy East side sixth grader Johnny Wacky has called off a school shooting he had planned for Monday January 28th.

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Dead and Injured Horse Auction Draws Crowds, Protesters to Fairgrounds

Posted  November 16, 2012  by  Sofa Malone

Every November, people looking to unload or stock up on their supply of dead and injured horses gallop to the Delaware County Fairgrounds. For auction organizer Timothy Blentelneck, the event is a wonderful tradition that officially marks the start of the winter and Thanksgiving season. “It’s a fabulous yearly ritual in which horse owners can [...]

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Delaware Man Taken into Police Custody After Forgetting 9/11

Posted  September 11, 2012  by  Sofa Malone

Delaware man Yancey Glurglebottom was taken into police custody early Tuesday morning after local police discovered he had completely forgotten about the events of September 11, 2001. Delaware police officer Harley Richter said he was busy driving around town making sure all businesses and homes had the necessary number of American flags hanging in prominent [...]

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Delaware Man Charged With Animal Cruelty After Whoring Out Dying Whale

Delaware native and avid sport fisherman Thomas Frager was arrested and charged with animal cruelty in North Carolina over the weekend after allegedly allowing fellow fisherman to fuck a whale he had pulled onto his fishing boa...
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NRA and Ohio Governor John Kasich Aim to Arm Students, Teachers

Ohio teachers and students would be required to carry a state issued handgun or assault rifle under a proposed law introduced by Ohio Governor John Kasich during his State of the State speech Tuesday night in Lima. Coming in th...
by Sofa Malone
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Rusty Piece of Shit

Man Regrets Buying $200 Car

The decision to buy a $200 car off Craig’s List was a regrettable one, says Drew Appleton, 19, of Delaware. 
by Ricardo Paye
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Working on a New Mobile Site

We’re going to be rolling out a new site soon that’s responsive and easier to access from tablets and mobile devices. Stay tuned D-Town.
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